LONDON - England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore's Snooki last summer!

WASHINGTON – Pentagon Contracts Pharrell Williams to design Tank Chair

KIRIBATI - The bones of Amelia Earhart have been found. Along with the bones of Gilligan and Ginger!

WWN Headquarters - Your Holiday wishes are coming true!

ABU DHABI - An Arab Christmas Tree has gone missing!

BOCA RATON, Fla. – ATMs in Florida are dispensing gold instead of cash!

HOLLYWOOD - The Kardashians have sent out their 2010 Christmas Card. And Bat Boy is now part of the family!

WASHINGTON - The Senate voted to repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!

BERLIN - Timothy Ray Brown has been cured of AIDS after a breakthrough treatment and a visit to Lourdes.

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