APS Level 6, $60,452 - $69,442 . Closes Friday, 13 February 2009

EL1, Package up to $100,578 (including super and bonus). Closes Friday, 13 February 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn't been able to remove it! Beckinsale was forced to come forward after her absence from doing press for her new film 'Underworld: Rise of the Lycans' caused concern. Her publicist released ...

NEW YORK, NY - Merrill Lynch's CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds. Thain was the last chairman and CEO of Merrill Lynch before the recent merge with Bank of America. At a time when he was to ...

My fellow Americans, if you’re like me, you’re so sick of politics you could puke up a kidney. It’s like my TV’s got only one channel and it’s an Urkel marathon. I just know the new Communist-in-Chief is coming to steal my guns and my rabbit ears and my brand new turkey ...

Many people work side by side with space aliens who look human - but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs. Experts have listed 10 signs to watch for: 1. Weird or mismatched clothes. "Often aliens don't fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are ...

PARIS - Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to the hospital this week after being attacked by his white Maltese poodle, Sumo. Jean-Michel Renault, press secretary for Mr. Chirac, issued a statement saying that Sumo has been diagnosed as "clinically depressed" and has been on anti-depressants for some time.  Regarding ...

WASHINGTON, DC - The ever eloquent Jessica Alba called Bill O'Reilly an "a-hole" during an inaugural party, and the proud pundit is taking it to the streets. Jesse White, a producer of popular show The O'Reilly Factor, caught up with celebrities outside MTV's Declare Yourself event and asked if they had ...

LEXINGTON, KY - Despite repeated comparisons, Abraham Lincoln was more different from Barack Obama than you ever could have imagined. Abraham Lincoln was in fact a woman, and the discovery of a secret cache of 43 photographs shot by famed Lincoln photographer Matthew Brady proves it! Maverick historian Jessica Durbeen believes, ...

WASHINGTON, DC - Continuing the tradition, outgoing President Bush left a personal note to the new President Obama in the Oval Office. Weekly World News investigators have uncovered a copy. Below are sections of the letter from President Bush, welcoming and advising the new President: "If you're brokering peace with Israel and ...

WASHINGTON, DC - Bat Boy and Obatma brought their usual mischief to President Obama's inaugural celebration. After being bumped from Beyonce's performance, the pop singer took pity on Obatma, the President's half bat half brother, and brought him as her date to the Neighborhood Inaugural Ball.  Obatma wore a Calvin Klein ...

I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration. Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash. First, yesterday’s thing interrupted all my afternoon “judge” ...